About

Not much is known about the Death Monkeys, and the only intel about them has been recovered from black boxes after entire squads have been wiped out, but they appear to be getting bolder....

Who We Are

The Death Monkeys are a group of friends who enjoy blowing off steam by shooting each other, non leathally. While the core group has been playing together for more than a decade, the numbers have recently been increasing, and a full on Death Monkey resurgence is imminent.

Where We Play

Due both to being a fantastic field and atmosphere, as well as a lack of Soutern Alberta options, we generally play at Capture the Flag Paintball. While we take a break over the winter, summertime sees us throwing many thousand spherical death balls at one another.

Ethos

  • Call your hits. Every time. No exceptions. If someone hit you, let them relish the moment. What's in it for you? Sweet revenge....
  • Leave the ego at the gate. Our lives have enough drama, we're here to have fun and let loose.

Want In?

We welcome players of all experience levels. If you can follow commands, call your hits, and laugh when things go sideways, you'll fit right in. Show up to a field day, introduce yourself, and let your trigger finger do the talking.

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Events

Op: Primate Protocol

UPCOMING
July 4, 2026 Capture the Flag Paintball and Airsoft ↗

Full-day op at Capture the Flag. Meet up at 10AM, play until we're tired. All skill levels welcome — bring your kit, bring your mags, bring your attitude.

Roster

Nakunga

Michael

Skitter and Dance

Coronacht (SA Prime RRA P03), KJWorks Glock 18C

Somehow always in the wrong place at the wrong time, at least from the enemies point of view, Nakunga wants to know what you expect of him so he can do something else entirely.

Obsequious Penguin

Rhett

Exhaustive Advance

AK-74u / Triple Barrel Pump Action Shotgun

Beware the penguin. If you cannot see him, chances are he can see you. Aggressive on the push, always finding an alternate line and somehow managing to take you out, despite the fact that you’ve got a a minigun and he’s got a pool noodle.

Pugnacious Pug

Josh

BB Magnet

G36 (Unknown origin), Desert Eagle

The Fatherland has produced many fine generals, men at arms, and soldiers who will do anything to get the job done. It also produced the Pug. Getting caught wondering if one should be scared of said Pug has gotten many soldiers killed, some even from the enemies ranks.